Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Tony 'The Tuna' Allatoona

Mission Assignment
Official MA Representation

Background
Enjoys a good Whataburger; Drinks his beer from 'Sippy-Cups'; Avid UGA fan when team is winning;  Intrigued by VW Jettas/Golfs with bumping systems; Looks like a pedophile when face is shaved

Special Skills
Competent diaper changer; Can communicate with standard (and a few region-specific) gang signs in urban settings; Advanced knowledge in furniture construction; Standard PkMS knowledge WEAKNESS: Can't fall asleep without 'Bobo the Bunny'

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