Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
The Care Bear

Mission Task
Director of Water Sports Activities

Background
Addicted to 'Circus Peanuts', 'Sugar Babies' and 'Sweedish Fish'; Hates driving with people who tailgate on the highway; Abhors the sight of a sloppily loaded dishwasher

Special Skills
Uses sleeping potions in culinary treats to incapacitate guests; Can sing Christmas chorals on demand Weakness: Easily distracted by her fondness of passing dogs

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