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Name
STICKY

Mission Task
The Godfather

Background
'Giltner' Award Winning Physicist; Undergraduate Degree in 'Degree Acquisition'; Known lovingly as 'Sticky P', 'Sticks', or simply 'P'; Preferred sleeping arrangements generally involves a Lazy-Boy recliner or other upright seating apparatus Author's Note: Sticky is the most highly decorated man in the history of the rebellion. His skills are legendary. Never, ever, underestimate the sticky-one.

Special Skills
Amazing ability to pass as a 15 year old choir boy; Skilled at using upper incisors as a ramming tool while intoxicated; Uses physics 'techno-jargon' as a diversionary tactic; Many, many more skilz Weakness: Cubs fan; Dirty lawyer

 

 

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