Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Romeo Hardwood

Mission Task
Strategic Inhalation

Background
Besides the Bergstrom Clan, Romeo is the most veteran member of the team; His alter ego, Hugo, has been known to destroy property and to slap smart-asses; Has a tendency to quote passages from the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy as scripture; Enjoys the power of the I-Force V-8 in his manly Tundra

Special Skills
Accomplished classical guitarist; Undisciplined martial artist Weakness: High Center of Gravity

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