Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Reed Wayne

Mission Task
Pit Master and Senior Pork Handler

Background
Also known as 'The Lover' or 'The BASS Master'; Considered by most as a poor 'pace-setter' when drinking; Ethnicity: 'Irish-Scottish-French-Canadian'-AMERICAN; Rubs feet together while sleeping; Enjoys Large Mouth Bass fishing; Questionable driving skills when driving

Special Skills
Alcohol Consumption Theory; Knows 350 ways how 'not' to use a Geology Degree  Weakness: Pisses himself / Houston resident

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