Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Reed Wayne

Mission Task
General Beer Consumption and Bladder Control

Background
Kidnapped from the backwoods of South Alabama, at the age of 2; Later sold on the black market for a dime bag of marijuana; Has a tendency to overestimate tolerance; Acclaimed author of the self-help book, 'One Million and One Things to do with a Geology Degree'; Toenail Model Famous Quote: "Wood U key-ill 4 her?"

Special Skills
Amazing ability to change ethnicity on a moments notice; Can use words like 'subterfuge' and 'vehement' in normal conversation Weakness: Pisses himself

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