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Name
Power SUIT
Slightly Underpowered Imported Toyota

Specifications
Horsepower: 183 bhp @4800rpm
Torque: 217 lb-ft @3100rpm
Brakes: Front & Rear discs

Additional Information
Power SUIT is a '97 Toyota 4Runner SR5 4X4 that is as capable as they come.  Whether blazing a trail to the trout stream on those rare weekends off, or pulling up to the Chops valet stand for dinner with a client, this imported beauty is easy on the eyes inside and out with Anthracite coloring, plush cloth seats, simulated wood trim, and gold package.  The slightly underpowered--yet serviceable--3.4 liter six-banger delivers a steady 183 horses @ 4800 rpm coupled with an above-average 217 ft-lbs of torque @ 3600 rpm.  This rig rides tall on raised white-letter Bridgestone Dueler A/T's sized at 275/70/R16, which surround glistening Toyota premium option 6-spoke alloys.  Make no mistake, this truck is ready for any road trip with 43 cubic feet of cargo volume, sturdy roof rack, and a towing package with the ability to tote up to 5000 lbs without breaking a sweat.  With Man Trip 2002 already under its belt, Power Suit has the ultimate intangible--experience--in addition to the physical attributes it brings to the table. Author's Note: "Clearly, Power SUIT is THE choice for junior investment bankers who sometimes wish they weren't."

 

 

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