Name
Romeo
Hardwood
Chief Executive Working Class Slave
Mission Task
Interpreter / Cultural Expert
Background
Besides Bergstrom and Abbatiello, only member from ill-fated '95 campaign; Recently demoted to working
class slave; Hasn't been in action since spring '97; Very loyal; Recently suffered loss of
co-pilot, Speed Racer, in an accident involving stupid high school kids ; Obtained
prominent scar on forhead while having his butt handed to him in basketball game against a
nameless friend.
Special Skills
Familiar with local customs and practices. Can tell you anything you want to know about
selling commercial real estate. Author's Note: "Chad
adds size to the line-up. He's our go-to guy off the bench. His rebounding work has really
improved through the season which makes us think we're going to see big contributions
during '99 March Madness." Weakness: works 9-to-5
