Rancho Relaxo

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Name
NILES HOWELL

Mission Task
Makeup Removal / Speech Therapy

Background
Deeply repressed; Niles is a breast man; Stupid people bore him (unless, of course you're really stupid, in which case, you amuse him), Eats hot dogs 'raw' (i.e. straight from the refrigerator), Knows a little bit about a lot of things but doesn't know a lot about anything!; Food has a tendency to decompose faster than he can eat it.
 

Special Skills
Niles has the ability to talk until the cows come home and then talk until the cows get tired of it and leave Weakness: General Homosexuality

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