Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Nathan Gatling

Mission Task
Off Road Terrain Analysis Expert

Background
Known to frequent tanning salons; Enjoys a good UROC Rock Crawling competition; Believes the finely groomed goatee gives him that special edge on the competition; Personal vanity has no bounds; Smooth with the ladies when necessary; Drinks water from coffee cups

Special Skills
Competent waiter; Possesses unusual physical strength Weakness: Certified 'Metrosexual'

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