Rancho Relaxo

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Mission Debriefing:

The battle stretched over 4 days. No one could have imagined the strategic advantage Matamoras claimed.

Thursday, October 31st

Team deployed at 1630 local time from Atlanta, GA. Exiting the Metro area proved painful.

Friday, November 1st

Arrived at Rancho Relaxo Marshall at 200 local time. Snack and Hungus had prepared fuel rations for an immediate offensive.

Hungus had trouble performing in the early hours after arrival. As is typical, he quickly regained control and performed beautifully.

The remaining troops were in over-the-heads, initially. Whales Tales quickly broke down and Streamside ordered a retreat.

Later in the following evening, the tide began to shift in Bergstrom's favor. With the help of Quinton Bergstrom (father of Choate), our forces identified large stores of rations lakeside of Caddo.

This proved pivotal. Soon, Wayne and the troops, with new found vigor, shifted into high gear.

The pig took the brunt of the offensive.

Later bobcat was brutalized at the hands of Snack and Don Cornelius Bergstrom. FINISH YOUR BEER BOBCAT!!!

Saturday, November 2nd

The sun rose on uncertain results.

Finally, the pig succumbed to the onslaught.

Sunday, November 3rd

The final showdown brought the regulators to arms once again.

Afterwards, only a few were left standing.

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