Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Matthew Gatling

Mission Task
Right Wing Hippy

Background
Avid Widespread Panic Fan... has over 150 CD's of WSP alone... has been to over 20 shows... stops everything when they are within 500 miles of his hometown to go see them live (some people would call this an obsession); Has been known to make gay statements while drinking; Has implemented a permanent beard based on his solid Man Trip experience

Special Skills
Can bench press '6' 45lb plates with the assistance of a fork lift Weakness: Recently handicapped by marriage

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