Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Marcus Hungus

Mission Task
Alcohol Consumption Enforcement

Background
Raised in the mountains of western Massachusetts; Known locally by his alias: 'The Polish Nightmare';  Uses beer as a substitute for Gatorade, water, and performance-enhancing drugs ; Enjoys pushing small import cars to their physical limits; Has been known to pass out with his dip still in his mouth

Special Skills
Skilled at beer disposal; Can dance to most styles of polka music Weakness: Citizen of Houston (The armpit of Texas)

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