Name
Lenox
Bin Layen
Mission
Task
Token Ethnic Guy for Political Correctness
Background
Muslim Extremist between the age of 18 and 35
(you might want to avoid the airports on this trip); Raised in the mountains of
southern India; Has yet to master the skill of 'walking-on-water'; His young son
is predestined to rule the earth with the toughest name ever bestowed upon a
biped
Famous
Quote: "I am a foreigner,
I do not understand your American ways" Mission
Motto: "What can brown do for you?"
Special
Skills
Skilled marksman; Expert nutritionist, yet
seldom applied Weakness:
Thinks Indian Beer tastes good