Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Name
Lenox Bin Layen

Mission Task
Token Ethnic Guy for Political Correctness

Background
Muslim Extremist between the age of 18 and 35 (you might want to avoid the airports on this trip); Raised in the mountains of southern India; Has yet to master the skill of 'walking-on-water'; His young son is predestined to rule the earth with the toughest name ever bestowed upon a biped Famous Quote: "I am a foreigner, I do not understand your American ways" Mission Motto: "What can brown do for you?"

Special Skills
Skilled marksman; Expert nutritionist, yet seldom applied Weakness: Thinks Indian Beer tastes good

 

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