Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Kyle Gatling

Mission Task
Disgruntled Ex-Employee of a Successful Mexican Restaurant

Background
Professional creator of domain names and business concepts; Wears Puma threads and wife beaters like they're Armani; Uses words like 'What up Dog' or 'Yeah G' as familiar salutations; Has no idea what the NY on his hat represents

Special Skills
Speaks fluent Ebonics; Presents a consistent 3-point threat Weakness: White basketball player

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