Name
Jonathan Cain
"I am Cain. I will help
you"
Mission Assignment
Deep Tub Dive Team / Enlightened One
Background
Starred in highly-popular series "Kung Fu" and "Kung-Fu: The
Legend Continues" between 1967-69 and 1993-97; Trained by the US Navy; Founding
member of the now defunct hip-hop group House of Cain; Recently inducted into Pi
Tau Sigma National Mechanical Drinking Society; Commended for rejection of Darth Mellor's
offer to work for the darkside
Special Skills
'Can spit polish them plastic shoes real good!'; A master of Tai-chi; Can read and write;
Uses s$*#-eating grin to establish trust with the enemy; Author's
Note: "He sure seems like a swell guy!" WEAKNESS: Crippled with girlfriend
