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Welcome boys and girls to Marcus Hungus' Wonderful World of getting "Drunk". Please hold all questions till the end of the session.

There are 3 steps to getting drunk:

Pick up cup, glass, bottle or can containing an alcoholic beverage
Place to lips, open wide, pour and swallow
Repeat as necessary till desired feeling results

Now that the basics are out of the way, let's get down to business. Tonight we will be learning how to make Cowboy Lemonade, Twisted Cream Sodas and my favorite, the Wife Basher (my own concoction). First the Cowboy Lemonade, here are the ingredients and measurements:

Cowboy Lemonade

Ingredients:

	1 package (s) Frozen Lemonade Mix
	1 bottle (s) Beer
	1 bottle (s) Vodka

Directions/Comments: Measurements aren't exact, but that's the allure of the elixir. Using a blender (and lots of ice), empty 1 can of frozen lemonade mix into blender. Pour in 1 bottle of beer. Using empty bottle of beer, measure out full (beer) bottle of vodka and pour into blender. Blend it all together.

Secondly, the TWISTED CREAM SODA:

TWISTED CREAM SODA

Ingredients:

	1 bottle Smirnoff Twist Vodka Vanilla
	1 bottle or 2 '12 Packs' of Dr. Pepper or Equivalent

Directions/Comments: Mix 3 oz. Smirnoff Twist Vodka Vanilla with 8 oz Dr. Pepper over ice. Stir and serve.

And finally my favorite, the WIFE BASHER:

WIFE BASHER

Ingredients:

	1 bottle Smirnoff Twist Vodka Vanilla
	1 bottle Bacardi light Rum
	1 bottle whiskey or Bourbon of choice
	1 bottle or '12 Pack' of Dr. Pepper or Equivalent

Mix 1 oz Smirnoff Twist Vodka Vanilla, 1 oz Bacardi Light Rum, and 1 oz whiskey with 6 oz of Dr. Pepper. Stir and serve

I hope each and every one of you enjoyed tonight's lesson and happy drinking. Cheers!

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