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Durango 2002: Return of the Road Warriors

"They say time is the fire in which we burn....Well then, pass me the barbeque sauce" - Choate Bergstrom

Many moons have passed since the climatic events of mission Duran Durango took place. The leaves have fallen and the flowers have bloomed several times while the great mountains slumber patiently waiting for the warriors return. The new millennia brings hope for the lands of the west...

The Saga Continues....

Durango 1999 was the fiercest of missions. Many great men were captured at the hands of the evil mountain lords. Of the original team, only two left the battlefields with their freedom. Grout and Bergstrom made the treacherous journey to the Georgia homelands, in defeat.

     

But now, from the west, a new threat looms. Greater than the evils of San Felipe de Matamoras or any of the mountain lords. Who will defend the western lands from this scourge? Only the Padre Road Warriors can answer. It is up to the remaining team of fresh and veteran faces to make a stand.

              

   

 

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