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Durango 1999

The rebellion has continued.....

Four years of battle climaxed into one event. In March of 1997, San Felipe de Matamoras succeeded in reclaiming the Bridgepoint beachhead in South Padre. While fleeing, Carlile is captured by enemy forces. Plant and Brune plan a heroic rescue carried out by Zaciewski and Random. Team members escape as Grout flies in to nuke Felipe and Padre. Loses are high and spirits are low.

In 1998, the remaining group separates to search for new frontiers. Many find their way to the Florida beaches. After days of battle, group members succumb to enemy forces. Retreat leads them back to headquarters in NashVegas. 

Grout and Carlile continue their search and finally discover a new stronghold for battle. In the mountains of Southwest Colorado at 8500ft, Grout and Carlile begin work on the new super fortress. Centrally located on a mesa in the Animas Valley, the new sight provides total visibility and accessibility for mission deployment.

Location also provides mobility to key sites including Purgatory Ski Resort, Durango, and Ole School Pizza House. Transportation allows possible coordination with a sister fortress in Vail, CO.

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