Name
Don
Cornelius
Bergstrom
Mission
Task
Chief Financial Officer for Ethyl-Based Beverage Acquisitions
Background
Brother of Choate Bergstrom; Somewhat
responsible for rising fuel costs and higher mortgage payments; Blurts out 'Caddy Shack' movie quotes
upon request;
Occasionally steals silverware on commercial flights; Enjoys pissing time and
money away on pre-revenue start-up companies
Special
Skills
Locally renowned exotic pole dancer; Serviceable 'Whales Tales' player when sober and well-rested
Weakness: Baylor Bears Fan; Still can't
remember where he puts his keys when he gets home
