Name
Don
Cornelius
Bergstrom
Mission
Task
Preliminary Surveillance & General Shit-Talking
Background
Long-lost brother of Choate Bergstrom; Avid
Chess Player; Spends weekends taking large dumps while looking at 15-Year
Common Stock charts of NYSE listed companies;
Sometimes confused with Buckwheat as a child; Enjoys dragging shopping carts
behind 4-wheel drive vehicles for entertainment; As with most Bergstroms,
his standardized test-taking skills are legendary;
Occasionally steals silverware on commercial flights
Special
Skills
Marginal Diaper Changer; Handicapped
fisherman; World Champion Mud Blower Weakness:
Baylor Bears Fan / Still can't remember where he puts his keys when he gets home
