Rancho Relaxo
The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'
Rancho Relaxo The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'
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Individuals with Dirty Crustaches,
Thursday, Oct. 30th, 2003: Everybody is roadtrippin' to Uncertain, TX. I took the time to put together the map on your right to assist you. We're all arrivin' at different times. The Atlanta, GA crew is gonna meet at my crib around 4pm, if possible. We have three vehicles, so we should be able to carry a load of equipment. We probably won't make it there until around 2:30am on Friday. I'm hoping the Houston group gets there before midnight to start getting everything going. Everybody be prepared to hand the Houston crew some cash on the way in, because we're making them responsible for getting the initial alcohol purchased. I'm thinking we'll do a little drinking once we get there before going to sleep. This ought to be a good evening for cards too. Friday, Oct 31st, 2003: Most of the day is pretty open. I figure we can do some fishin' and some explorin' in the area. That evening we're gonna get some grub at either Big Pines Lodge or Bayou Landing. Another cool thing we could do is canoe on Caddo. Read up on Caddo Lake on this page. Sometime during the day we're gonna need to get the pig. We need to think of a way to put this thing on ice until we cook it Friday night. Also, since I didn't remember where stagecoach road was last year, we'll have to make a trip there. I found it during the Christmas holidays. Remember walking down stagecoach road at night is a good way to scare this piss out of you.
Sunday, Nov. 2nd, 2003: We have a big breakfast scheduled at the Caddo Club that morning. Afterwards, I think it would be cool to shoot some skeet back at the lodge. I'll see if we can't arrange that. Afterwards we all head back home to our neutered lives. *********************************************************************************** As you know by now, I'm a man-romantic. No, that doesn't mean that I'm a man who is romantic. That means that I'm a man who romanticizes about man things. With this in mind, it's picture painting time: Scene 21: The real question is, "Why am I up at this time of night"; however, that question is somewhat meaningless to you at the moment. You're drunk, and you're trying to figure out why you're current environment is quite possibly the freakiest place you've ever set foot on. You've always heard the term 'deep south', but until this point, you really haven't had an appreciation for the term. A glance across the waste deep waters highlights innumerable locations where a body could be hidden for countless decades. A thought crosses your mind. Texas might not technically be the deep south, but I'm pretty sure I'm in deep something. Let's be thankful this dirty pig will be ready in a couple of hours. Scene 33: "You must be joking?" is the thought that goes through your head as you walk the 100 yards that separate the clubhouse and the caretakers home. "They're cooking us breakfast?" Everybody gets their butts in their seat in time for the biscuits and gravy, and bacon, and eggs, and will it stop? Wow! They just keep on putting it in front of you. You eat more and more. This experience will definitely be responsible for a period of carbo-comotose. Last night you were thinking Sunday was gonna suck. After you finish this feast, the crew is heading to the Ranch to shoot guns. What's cooler than that. with large amounts of testosterone, Choate Bergstrom |
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I've
been thinking of things to do this time to make sure we have enough activities
to keep us occupied, but not enough where we feel like it's too planned out. So
here's what I've come up with:
Saturday, Nov. 1st, 2003: I'm pretty much expecting the morning to be
a wash. The day's activities should be wide open again. Fishing is definitely a
possibility. Saturday afternoon/evening I was thinking we could go to Jefferson.
'Auntie Skinner's Riverboat Restaurant and Club' is a cool bar to eat and drink
at. They have live music quite often. I can show you my great-grandparents old
house and we can try the