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Dear individuals who pee standing up,

This year, I'm planning a couple of fixed activities to spur some entertaining situations. Here's this year's schedule:

Wednesday, Nov. 8th, 2006: Marcus Hungus has decided to come to the lodge a day early in preparation for everyone arriving on Thursday. That's dedication folks. He'll take care of the grocery list and get the joint in order. Kudos to the Polish Nightmare. There's a reason he's on the shirt.

Thursday, Nov. 9th, 2006: Choate & Marcus will pick up the assortment of BIG beers at the Circle Y Cut-Rate.

The Atlanta, GA crew will be arriving via airplane in Shreveport around 10:00pm. Choate & some other unsuspecting soul will probably pack them in the GEEMONS and another vehicle for the ride over.

The Houston crew will be arriving throughout the afternoon/evening, so I might use some of them to help me pick-up the Atlanta crew.

Friday, Nov. 10th, 2006: I'm thinking lunch at Superior Grill in Shreveport, LA, a little before noon, would be great. We can then pick-up Andy Eznutts up at the airport around 1:00pm. If a crew wants to head by the T.C. Lindsey General Store on the way back, we can make a trip.

Matthew Gatling will hopefully make it here early enough for the night's events. I'm planning to take us to Jefferson on Friday night. They have some cool stores worth perusing before runnin' down the street to our dinner reservations at Auntie Skinner's Riverboat Club scheduled @ 6:30pm. After dinner we're taking a walking ghost tour that begins @ 8:00pm from the Old Courthouse. Fat, drunk and scared are always a good combination.

Saturday, Nov. 11th, 2006: We have some options. We can do some canoeing and hiking at Caddo. We can also do some bird hunting if y'all want. It was a little hot for the dogs last year, so not many people got to hunt. I'm thinking we'll head to Big Pines Lodge for dinner.

Sunday, Nov. 12th, 2006: We might hunt down a big breakfast. We can skeet shoot if there's interest.

                     with large amounts of testosterone,

                     Choate Bergstrom

 

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