Rancho Relaxo

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Dear individuals who pee standing up,

This year represents another step toward the utopian existence that we strive for during Man Trip: simple food, simple activities, heavy drinking, no curfew and something else, but I can't remember because I'm hungover from the heavy drinking. Here's this year's schedule:

Thursday, Nov. 10th, 2005: Choate will pick up the assortment of BIG beers and drop them off at the lodge on the way to the Shreveport airport.

The Atlanta, GA crew will be arriving via airplane in Shreveport around 7:00pm. Choate & Don Cornelius will pack them in the GEEMONS and, hopefully, the Disco-Rigged BLAZER.

The Houston crew will be arriving throughout the afternoon/evening, so I might use some of them to help me pick-up the Atlanta crew.

Friday, Nov. 11th, 2005: I'm thinking we might fish or rock crawl with solid axle trucks. A couple of stragglers are supposed to show-up in the morning and evening. We'll figure that out.

Saturday, Nov. 12th, 2005: We will rotate groups of two hunters to bird hunt with Don Gaines and Co. We'll either deep-fry some quail bird or go out to eat for dinner.

Sunday, Nov. 13th, 2005: We might hunt down a big breakfast.

                     with large amounts of testosterone,

                     Choate Bergstrom

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