Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Dear individuals who pee standing up,

As I have been reiterating to everyone over the past year, this year's trip is all about simplicity. My hope is that the only difficulties you encounter relate to properly tapping the next keg. Here's this year's schedule:

Thursday, Nov. 4th, 2004: Choate will pick up the assortment of BIG beers and drop them off at the lodge on the way to the Shreveport airport.

The Atlanta, GA crew will be arriving via airplane in Shreveport around 7:00pm. Choate will pack them in the GEEMONS and drag them back to the lodge.

The Houston crew will be arriving throughout the afternoon/evening, so I might use one of them to help me pick-up the Atlanta crew. Don Cornelius will be back from Dallas around the time the Atlanta crew arrives.

Friday, Nov. 5th, 2004: The Man Trip Invitational will be held at Cypress Valley Country Club. Tee times begin at 10:30am.

The Gatlings boys and Barrett Drumbarton will be arriving in the evening. We'll probably head to Big Pines Lodge for catfish and hushpuppies in the evening.

Saturday, Nov. 6th, 2004: Saturday morning represents the beginning of the rifle season for deer hunting. Who wants to get up at 4:30am?

Sunday, Nov. 7th, 2004: Skeet shooting @ 10:00am.

                     with large amounts of testosterone,

                     Choate Bergstrom

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