Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Name
deliciousplant.jpg (16145 bytes)David R. Plant
First Lieutenant Second Armored Division,
Hell on Wheels

Mission Assignment
Fluid Dynamics Expert / Hot Tub Theorist

Background
Commanding officer aboard SHP Lethargic Red; Second Tour of Duty; Affectionately known as DRP to his music-loving fans; Developed experimental ethanol-based fuels; Strong rookie performance; Experimented with Draper techniques but soon perfected personal philosophy; Is useless when he has misplaced brain

Special Skills
Excellent field commander; Uses distractive behavior to ambush opposition; Expert in theoretical aspects of supersonic throttled flow Author's Note: "He's the best date a woman can have!" WEAKNESS: A man that can play a guitar like that shouldn't care about weaknesses.

 

 

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