Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Clark Snack

Mission Task
Assault Team Chaplain

Background
Son of a preacher man; Enjoys seeking out ghosts on painfully boring ghost tours; Former student of the Arthur Mellor School for the Clinically Disturbed; Enjoys fingernail biting and cleaning ears & teeth with mechanical pencils; Produces more methane gas than all third world countries combined; World renowned pyromaniac; Does not have AIDS;   Famous Quote: "Tau-N-O goes as Tau-Hell No"

Special Skills
Skilled harmonica player; Solid performance artist Weakness: Greasy face

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