Name
Chris Maier
Ultimate Fighting Champion
Mission Task
Vehicle Analysis / Mountain Man
Background
Highly-recruited; Field experience with mountain targets including Vail, CO and Jackson,
WY; Graduated from Maier School of Hard Knocks with a degree in Engine Performance
Analysis; Recently wiped Ken Shamrock's butt in the Octagon; Familiar with most modern
land combat vehicles
Special Skills
Endless supply of performance data; Can instantly morph into Tim; Author's
Note: "Although he may look like Tim, he is not Tim. Tim is no longer at
Vanderbilt. It's just an illusion." Weakness: Rates
girls on the 1/4 mile scale
