Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Choate Bergstrom

Mission Task
Base Camp Coordinator / Senior Strategist

Background
Has a tendency toward exposure when intoxicated; Cooks back-ribs upon request; Considers himself the foremost expert on twin-screw superchargers; Prefers his trucks green Famous Quote: "Dwight Yoakum is the upper 'eKelon' of white trash"

Special Skills
Competent at breaking trucks in creative ways;  Incompetent dancer Weakness: Wine Drinker / Chronic Vanderbilt Commodores Fan

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