Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Name
Choate Bergstrom

Mission Task
Base Camp Coordinator / Senior Strategist

Background
Original member of the 'Padre Rebellion' (circa 1994-1997);Went on to spearhead 'Iggy's Florida Tour' (1998) and 'Durango 1999,2002' missions;  Has a tendency toward exposure when intoxicated; Cooks back-ribs upon request; Considers himself the foremost expert on twin-screw superchargers; Prefers his trucks green Famous Quote: "That sucks!, I'm going to Padre"

Special Skills
Competent at breaking trucks in creative ways;  Fluent in English and Texan. Weakness: Wine Drinker / Vanderbilt 'The Almost Team' Commodores Fan

 

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