Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Name
Choate Bergstrom

Mission Task
Base Camp Coordinator / Senior Strategist

Background
Original member of the 'Padre Rebellion' (circa 1994-1997);Went on to spearhead 'Iggy's Florida Tour' (1998) and 'Durango 1999' missions;  Has a tendency toward exposure when intoxicated; Cooks back-ribs upon request; Considers himself the foremost expert on twin-screw superchargers; Prefers his trucks green; Catches less fish than Mr. Wayne Famous Quote: "That sucks!, I'm going to Padre"

Special Skills
Logged many hours in the GEEMONS Advanced Tactical Road Vehicle (now on permanent loan at the Durango facility). Fluent in English and Texan. Weakness: Wine Drinker / VandyMania.com Addict

 

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