Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

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Bryan Streamside

Mission Assignment
Detailed Analysis of Mid-Cap., Publicly-Held Gun Manufacturers

Background
Does not smoke; Locally employed as a nude model where he displays perfect form with his many classical poses; Has no fear of mammary-induced suffocation; Workaholic in denial; Exact height is somewhere between 5' tall and 8' tall

Special Skills
Large arsenal of character impersonations; Highly developed football knowledge  Author's Note: "Wake up.... Oh by the way, you were supposed to hook-up last night" or "(while in the hot tub) I know this sounds gay, but let's really try to keep in touch. Let's try to email"  WEAKNESS: Has difficulty turning head

 

 

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