Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Please note that each member has an assignment in preparation for the trip. All receipts will be totaled-up and then split 13 ways (minus your expenditure), so bring some 20 spots to make this easier:

Team Member

Assignment
Marcus Hungus The Polish Nightmare has volunteered to come a day early for preparations; therefore, he's planning on taking care of the groceries and hard liquor. This will include the usual fare of fresh ground chuck, brats, eggs, biscuits, Oscar Meyer thick slab bacon, OJ, bakery-fresh burger buns and various munchies. In addition, Marcus decided to throw in some frozen pizzas for the oven. (keep receipt)
Barrett Drumbarton, Bryan Streamside, Sticks, Reed Wayne, Niles Howell, Andy Eznutts & Lenox Bin Layen  If you guys come up with something, let me know. I'm pretty open to ideas.
Tony Allatoona Heterosexual Cigar selection for team (keep receipts)
Animal Armstrong Work with Choate on fancy 'MAN TRIP 2006' t-shirts.
Choate Bergstrom Prepare and update webpage for informational purposes and purchase BIG beers (keep receipt). Work with Animal on fancy t-shirts.
Don Cornelius Bergstrom Assist in delivery of BIG beers with Choate
Matthew Gatling & Kyle Gatling The Gatling Boys, as always, are responsible for purchasing and delivering Papacitas hot sauce and chips on their way into East Texas (keep receipt)

There's good news around the homeland. Our brave hero, Clark Snack, has recovered from his horrible five year affliction of marriage with all five limbs still intact. This is a great victory for mankind. We no longer need to hide our team-wide disdain for the EX. Hoorah! Also, congratulations to Reed & Lenox on the arrival of their newest family members: Julianne & Rohann

 

 

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