Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Please note that each member has an assignment in preparation for the trip. All receipts will be totaled-up and then split 13 ways (minus your expenditure), so bring some 20 spots to make this easier:

Team Member

Assignment
Reed Wayne & Clark Snack Coordinate together to bring a supply of groceries. This should include fresh ground chuck, brats, eggs, biscuits, Oscar Meyer thick slab bacon, OJ, bakery-fresh burger buns and various munchies to prevent us from using Marcus Hungus as our 'DDD' (Designated Drunk Driver) to Whataburger (keep receipts)
Animal Armstrong Design and deliver 'Man Trip 2004' t-shirts (keep receipt)
Barrett Drumbarton, Bryan Streamside, Romeo Hardwood, Lenox Bin Layen, & Tony Allatoona Each person must purchase 2 or 3 "culturally-challenged" drinking receptacles. We'll toss them in a trash bag and have each person draw their drinking tool for the weekend. (You shouldn't need to spend more than 10 bucks total)
Choate Bergstrom Prepare and update webpage for informational purposes and purchase BIG beers (keep receipt)
Don Cornelius Bergstrom Assist in delivery of BIG beers with Choate and organize golfing destination
Kyle & Matthew Gatling The Gatling boys are responsible for purchasing and delivering Papacitas hot sauce and chips on the way into East Texas (keep receipt)
Marcus Hungus Develop Man Trip Invitational rules of engagement and bring our favorite desktop computer

 

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