Name
Bowfinger Bergstrom
Mission
Task
Senior Gambling Consultant
Background
Long-lost cousin of Choate Bergstrom;
Sometimes referred to as the 'Ambulance Chaser'; Noted connoisseur of most
genres of Hip-Hop; Responsible for popularizing the 'chili-bowl' haircut in his
younger years; The luckiest deer hunter in the universe (at least he let me cart
it around on the back of my Blazer); Enjoys the smell of fresh 'black mold', in
the morning Famous Quote: "Officer, I
was speeding because I needed to get home to get my medication"
Special
Skills
Competent litigation skills; Solid rap
lyricist; Distinguished tobacco packer
Weakness: 'Always' hot at the blackjack table
