Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Barrett Drumbarton

Mission Task
Redneck-Modified Yankee

Background
Barrett is locally known as 'The Map' in his native Ohio; His hobbies include golf and involuntary community service; Distinguishing features include a winning smile and a Neanderthal-like happy trail; Recently got a job and started paying taxes to the man like the rest of us

Special Skills
Can sing most of the traditional country drinking songs, even though he's a Yankee; Pretty handy with a shotgun Weakness: Consumed by Sticky's Chi-Town Black Hole (Clean thoughts Sticky!)

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