Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Animal Armstrong

Mission Task
Facial Hair Design Coordinator

Background
Well versed in the finer points of Supersonic Throttled Flow; Always sleeps within grabbing distance of a shotgun; Golf game catastrophically-handicapped without own clubs; Still has nightmares about Bryan Streamside's female relations meltdown during '97 mission to Padre.

Special Skills
Superior marksmanship with most brands of pellet guns; Comfortable sleeping anywhere Weakness: Likes to buy automobiles
 

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