Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

Name
Andy Eznutts

Mission Task
Supplies and Mission Fatigues Advisor

Background
Background in male-modeling (hardest body on the planet); History of temper-tantrums on bad hair days; Religiously grooms body; Has been known to iron his t-shirts;  Has a total disdain for spelling errors; Uses monochromatic, business-casual dress themes to confuse the enemy

Special Skills
He could sale ice to an Eskimo; Fashionable dressing Weakness: No apparent weakness

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