Rancho Relaxo

The fine art of white trashin', deep fryin', and slow smokin'

 

 

Mission Aftermath:

Thursday, October 30th

Team deployed at 1630 local time from Atlanta, GA. Exiting the Metro area was not nearly as eventful as the previous mission. Rations were dispersed and fuel was purchased in Meridian, MS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Romeo Hardwood and Bryan Streamside took turns securing the grounds during the stopover in Meridian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, October 31st

Arrived at Rancho Relaxo Marshall at 200 local time. Characteristic imbibing began. The morning displayed what the team had to work with.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bergstrom deployed a heavily armed ground offensive to Marshall via Old Stagecoach Road. The 'Martex Man' Smoker appeared to be no match for the massive pork monster. The team sensed failure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Things were looking bleak. Choate and Don Cornelius called in the Gatling boys for reinforcements through the night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday, November 1st

The pork monster defeated the team decisively Friday night. Troops traveled to Marshall to enjoy sloppy second place at Whataburger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don Cornelius and Reed led the charge into the night after Choate succumbed to 'cooler' poisoning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marcus declares victory for Man Trip 2003!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, November 2nd

Marcus surveys the troops before the team drives out the remaining pockets of resistance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The crew signs off of another successful mission.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get ready fellas! Man Trip returns to the ranch in 2004.

 

 

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